Sometimes, just sometimes, people need to be told what time it is and that they’re late in life. And the truly equalizing way of showing this is a crotch kick.
That’s why we have a specialized section for crotch kicking. Somewhere where you can look and see all the people, organizations, or even ideas, that have received a foot squarely to the yarbels.
Controversial? Perhaps. But that’s just how life is. Rough, and coming squarely to inflict pain on your dangly bits when you’re not looking.